Wolffe's Ways

My photoshop has screwed me twice out of two very nice deity pictures. One was Nerthus and one was Hod. I'm so pissed I cannot even tell you. My average for the day is 2 out of 4 that sucks. 50% is shit. I'm to the point of wanting to give up on making them. And that sucks because I love my deities. Yeah. :(

He supposedly replaced the glass in the door... Technically he did. But, we've had the glass in the door for only a few weeks and now it came out again... Was loose early this morning and now just came crashing out. You bet. I'm so angry. Luckily it barely missed my foot. Yeah. I'm going to kill the landlord. Cheap bastard.

The cat is really ticking me off. So about two weeks ago I put her on a diet because frankly, she is fat. So I cut her food and she started to get more energetic and more like the cat she was when she moved in with us. Joy to the world. Right? Except she is constantly begging for food. I mean it. Constantly it's like she thinks if she begs enough I will cave in. Not only that but she wants in the house then out of the house then back in and out and in and out. Over and over and over again. Like a kid on steroids. I'm sick and tired of it. I'll be trying to write or do art and she'll be scratching at the door and meowing to such an extent that it interferes with my flow of thought. I'm about to go insane. Really. *sighs* She gulps all her food in the morning and then wants more at night. So I decided that I'd give her half this morning and half tonight. She gulped this morning's food in a heartbeat and has been begging ALL DAY LONG. I'm about to go nuts. I mean it. But if I cave and give her tonight's food she'll just beg for more tonight. So, now I get to deal with her begging all fucking day. I'm not happy. At all. I want to kill this cat. Now you have to realize that I love my cat. Really I love her. She is my pride and joy. From the day I got her into my home. And I spoil her rotten, she has a condo, a cat tree and a little thing to camp in. It's not like she doesn't have stuff to entertain herself with. But she is ignoring all of that just to bug the living crap out of me at the moment. So yeah. *sighs* I want a new life right now. Really I do. I didn't even get the nap I intended to earlier because she just leaped up onto me and sat there looking at me each time I went to lay down. So now? I have the headache from Hel. Grrr...

I went to a High School where a lot of rich kids went and a lot of them went on Christmas Break to go Skiing. My family never did, but a lot of them did. So this is kind of what I imagined it would be like from some of the stuff I heard around school. With a good bit of fantasy thrown in and some sour grapes too... Being one of the only Jews in the school and never getting to celebrate a holiday that got rubbed in my face year after year... Yes, folks it's another 'story style poem'

The snow begins
and the skiers
start pouring in,
it's winter in Aspen...
At night
the doors are locked tight
and in ever window
a light
glows ever-bright,
romance is in the air,
in fact
it's everywhere...
Ski slopes
are abound
with ski bunnies
just waiting
for the right guy
to come around.
Honeymooning newlyweds
snuggle by warm
cozy fires;
dreaming
of their life
that lies ahead,
together.
As they exchange
shy glances
the fire leaps and dances.
The bars filled
by quite a few
looking for
a meaningful relationship
or two.
It's now
December 25
and the party scene
is coming alive!
the hotels
are all decked out,
wreathes are hung
on all the doors,
eggnog punches
are made
from secret family recipes
in bunches.
Pine trees
are being strung
with popcorn decorations,
Christmas carols
are being sung,
there's peace
and goodwill
toward everyone!
Hooray,
it's Christmas in Aspen today!
Now's the time
to live it up
and to celebrate,
in the days that follow
Christmas
and New Years
you can bet
you won't be
feeling too great;
In fact,
you'll probably
be living
on coffee
and old fashion
aspirin!
It's Christmas in Aspen...
Written by, Ayla Wolffe(sometime in the eighties)©2008

( PTSD issues don't read if you don't want to deal with this... Of course no one else has so why should you be different? )